You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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