Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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