Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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