ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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