Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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