i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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