id be glad to
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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