Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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