And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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