Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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