I wanna bring you to show and tell
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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