She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
