i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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