My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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