wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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