YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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