He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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