It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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