how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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