she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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