She said her name was "party"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
