that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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