i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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