He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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