Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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