At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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