where am i from again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Houston, we have a squirter
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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