I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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