sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you would pick up someone in the library
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
no more duck duck goose at the bar
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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