The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Randomize
