i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
love makes seman taste better
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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