My nipple is on Facebook.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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