He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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