Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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