Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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