I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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