i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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