hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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