Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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