Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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