I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
sex in a hospital.. check
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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