ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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