Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We got so high we made milksteak
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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