you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
What a dumb baby whore.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Everclear isn't food dammit
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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