i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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