Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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