Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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