Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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