Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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