FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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