then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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